Sunday, September 21, 2008

Killed my roomies

All my roomies were slumbering after a gluttonous friday night. Suddenly a voice in my head told me to do it..yes it was the time,the time for my revenge, the time to knock them off. But why this senseless rage, such a maniacal blood thirst u may ask..whenever i returned home after a tired day in office, they intimidated me. They ganged up and i was all alone against their carnage. I was forced to share my food, clothes even my cot with them..filthy little scourges, enough was enough today was the day..the day of the jackal..my day of revenge.

I turned on my stereo, and played my favourite playlist, played it real loud. I dint want my neighbours to know what was happening, wanted all the pleasure for myself, the pleasure of seeing my roomies squirming and dying in pain. Searched for my accomplice, it was there, hidden behind a toolbox. I had bought and hid it two days back.You will pay Dying, One thousand deaths, Searching, Seek and Destroy brawled Metallica , I took a shot of vodka and sneaked into their room. Bad luck, i was spotted, dint hesitate chased him down and BANG..one down. He runs around in pain and then dies, i stand there laughing..one heck of a start. They easily outnumbered me, i needed a strategy..the strategy..was to force them to come in open, and with no place to hide I could take them down one by one. The very thought of killing them made me happy, it made me feel like having thousand orgasms. Grinning to myself, i started clearing the area. The trap was laid and the assassin was ready. Soon they all started coming out.

Bang....bang....feur frei... Rammstein was screaming in my stereo. Started killing them all..with no guilt, no remorse, die die die my darling. Somebody had surreptitiously crept behind me, "You cant take me down, Iam the last man standing" I said to myself. Rolled quickly to my left, flipped myself and spotted him..he was a fatso, and was not quick in his feets..took my time..raised my hand..a good aim, shotgun opera lock and load, cock it back and watch it go sceamed LinkinPark. Go !! Bang, he was dead. Soon i had almost killed all of them, leaving only a few shit scared souls who were holed up inside. I decided to enter their den and take them down.

Only three of them were there, I had seen them in the past. Ugly parasites who always took great joy in spoiling my food and mood. Dint want to waste any time..Bang, bang two down one more to go. Moved towards my final target, I could see the fear in his eyes, he was trapped, with nowhere to run he was staring at his death. Point blank..not even a miracle can save you. Say your prayers baby..BANG.

It was all over, a cold wind blew across the room, as if God wanted to wash away these stains from me, I looked up and started walking back. Broken limbs, bleeding bodies were lying all around me, some of them were still alive going through a slow,painful but sure death. Dint want to ease their pain, dint want to end their suffering just stood there watching but when they tried to crawl away, i made sure they stayed put. The cry of helplessness, the cry seeking mercy, ahhh..it sounded like symphony i broke into a dance..A death dance..Bang!!Bang!!Bang!! i fired several shots into the air and danced till I was tired. I had killed all my roomies and slowly a sense of loneliness crept inside me, i knew the medicine for it..a bottle of vodka.

As I was sipping my vodka..I sing my words, I'm fucked at dealing, with your life..Dead bodies everywhere sang KoRn..a perfect end i thought

Weapons used : HIT(More Power). MRP:Rs 49 ; Weight 96g ; Contents : 150ml
Roomies : Cockroaches small and big ones
Area : Kitchen ;
Places they hide : Kitchen utensils

3 comments:

Sriram K said...

Kolagaarap paaavi!! :D

KVR said...

got any new roommates after that? i guess you won't get any 1..

Karthik said...

reply to kvr : There are lots da..they keep coming like mathi's mokkai